On what sort of occasions would a western girl fit in wearing a Sari? Is it mainly at temples, funerals, religious and ceremonial gatherings? Under which circumstances is it more advisable to cover up? What should she she wear when meeting the Prime Minister or President, for example? Are rural villages more conservative in their dress sense and would the people there, privately or otherwise, make fun of those who were inappropriately dressed? What color schemes are common or popular in different cities at the moment? Do you think we would get beaten up if we wore a T-shirt with a slogan on it, for example?