Well back when I was an idiot traveler I imagined every city I'd go to would be the typical tourist trap you see on advertising. I thought it would always be perfect filled with beautiful people and cheap georgeous hotels but reality bites, you know? I thought India was Bollywoodland and I'd get to see a lot of elephants but there are more monkeys than anything really. My travels are still great but these days I love cultural trips more than beach side escapades.