That must have been quite a shock, coming to India with those expectations. I wish India were cleaner with more beautiful hotel and gorgeous people everywhere. But I am so glad it's not Bollywoodland, that would have been terrible, I hate Bollywood generally.Well back when I was an idiot traveler I imagined every city I'd go to would be the typical tourist trap you see on advertising. I thought it would always be perfect filled with beautiful people and cheap georgeous hotels but reality bites, you know? I thought India was Bollywoodland and I'd get to see a lot of elephants but there are more monkeys than anything really. My travels are still great but these days I love cultural trips more than beach side escapades.